Pies
It's really not a fair question because the choices aren't fully explained. How about we try just a bit harder?
---Vote---
Within this option, there are about 15 major options. Primarily, there is a Republican candidate named George W. Bush, who apparently has been the president already. Then there is a Democrat candidate named John Kerry, whose face is melting.
There about 13 independent or third-party tickets as well. Some of the more interesting include Ralph Nader with the reform party and Gene Admonson with the Prohibition Party. Interestingly, former porn star Marilyn Chambers is a Vice Presidential candidate with the Personal Choice Party. (Source: http://www.politics1.com/p2004.htm)
---Pie---
Within this option, there are millions of options. Here are a few:
Apple Pie
Apple Crumb Pie
Apple Raisin Pie
Peach Pie
Strawberry Rhubarb Pie
Pecan Pie
Toll House Cookie Pie (a favorite with my kids)
Blueberry Pie
Cherry Pie
Cherry Strudel (would you consider strudel a type of pie?)
Banana Cream Pie
Sweet Potato Pie
Pumpkin Pie (I don't have kids)
Pumpkin Molasses Pie
Mudpie
(Source: my brain, but if you don't have access to my brain, try www.epicurious.com, www.foodtv.com, or buy a fricking cookbook you loser)
Anyway, just be aware that there are choices WITHIN your choices. And that you should choose pie.
---Vote---
Within this option, there are about 15 major options. Primarily, there is a Republican candidate named George W. Bush, who apparently has been the president already. Then there is a Democrat candidate named John Kerry, whose face is melting.
There about 13 independent or third-party tickets as well. Some of the more interesting include Ralph Nader with the reform party and Gene Admonson with the Prohibition Party. Interestingly, former porn star Marilyn Chambers is a Vice Presidential candidate with the Personal Choice Party. (Source: http://www.politics1.com/p2004.htm)
---Pie---
Within this option, there are millions of options. Here are a few:
Apple Pie
Apple Crumb Pie
Apple Raisin Pie
Peach Pie
Strawberry Rhubarb Pie
Pecan Pie
Toll House Cookie Pie (a favorite with my kids)
Blueberry Pie
Cherry Pie
Cherry Strudel (would you consider strudel a type of pie?)
Banana Cream Pie
Sweet Potato Pie
Pumpkin Pie (I don't have kids)
Pumpkin Molasses Pie
Mudpie
(Source: my brain, but if you don't have access to my brain, try www.epicurious.com, www.foodtv.com, or buy a fricking cookbook you loser)
Anyway, just be aware that there are choices WITHIN your choices. And that you should choose pie.
posted by Elephant Larry at 2:07 PM
4 comments
4 Comments:
Umm...where's shoo fly pie? I thought Alex and Stefan loved shoo fly pie...(this is Kate, by the way. I'm glad you set up the blog- it keeps me from having to study estate and gift tax (aka "the death tax" acc. to stupid people).
So, yes, to recap, my vote is a write-in for shoo fly pie.
Hi Kate! How are things in your swing state, eh? Eh?
And for the record: "Toll House Cookie Pie (a favorite with my kids)." Who wrote that? Who in Elephant Larry has kids? This is confusing, because unless we specify in our posts, we're ALL named Elephant Larry.
Whoever set up this blog really should have added a function to specify names. That was a severe lapse on their part.
Wait a second, I set up this Blog. That's right, me. Elephant Larry.
GLAK! CONFUSION!
Hi, Kate!
See, ALEX, this is why I've been trying to sign my name to everything that's written, because these things are more fun to read if there are names and stuff.
Shoofly pie is awesome. Remember how we polished off that ENTIRE GODDAMN PIE in like five minutes? Nuts.
stefan
Things are swinging in my swing state (PA, for those who don't know). Bob and I voted in Philly this morning; had to wait for 50 minutes to do so and I talked to a guy at school who had to wait for 2 hrs. So that's a little disconcerting...but once I got in there, it was mostly ok. We use touch screen voting here, and nothing was lighting up on my screen so a man had to come in my booth and reset it. And when he reset it, he showed me where to push, running his finger straight down the democratic ticket (oh dear, that sounded quite a bit dirtier than I intended it to- my point is that I think he was trying to give me voting tips! anyway...)
I flatbed truck with a bunch of costumed kids inside waving Kerry signs just went by my office. There was a lot of honking and cheering.
I can't quit refreshing news pages.
And that's about it, for now!
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