Three Hours!

Yes, that's right. About three hours, and then we might have some real news. About anything. At all.

In the meantime, let's make up our own news:

- Bush Grows Extra Arm
- Edwards, Jenna Bush In Sex Scandel
- Kerry Totally Gay

Eh, I'm tired of that already.

By the way, once we do have results, this thing is gonna be awesome.