VOTE OR DIE!

Chris again.


Has anyone chosen death over voting yet?

I mean, come on. It's a big country. Somebody's had to, right?

When does the death thing happen? Right when you decide in your heart that you're not voting? Or after the polls close and you officially lose the chance to vote?

Do you die suddenly? Is it painful? The T-Shirts certainly suggest so.

And who's the one doing the killing? Sean? A mob of glamorous celebs? Are the elderly and terminally ill using non-voting as an alternative to assisted suicide? Then it's celebrity-sanctioned assisted suicide, and that's certainly an interesting way to go.

How do the people in New Hampshire feel about this campaign? Can some one please poll them for godsakes?

So many questions.

So many dangerous, dangerous questions.