Chillin' At The Election Dae Inn

...actually, go vote first thing in the morning, and then when you're done, call work, and tell them you're stuck in the voting line, and should be there as soon as possible.

But make sure that something like the "Pina Colada Song" is playing in the background, and halfway through complaining about what a mess this voting process is, some sexy lady asks you if you want more drinks.

Call them back an hour later, but make sure you're at some sort of Ice Hockey game, and yell "Come on, Rangers! Yeah! I love Ice Hockey!" when your Boss tells you, "Okay, whenever you can make it in."

Lastly, call back at the end of the day, and make it very clear that you're in the middle of having sex or something, groaning, "Oh, baby, I totally voted hours ago. Oh yeah."

This is assuming you want to get fired. Otherwise, after you vote, go get yourself a Frappucino, and then go to work and do nothing but monitor exit polls like the rest of us.