Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Actually Fake Info

I totally just read this:

No matter what the decision is (or if it remains undecided), Kerry and Bush will lightly spar each other at 1:30 AM. They will both wear headgear, groin cups, and LA Gear sneakers that light up with each step.

Kerry will wear red trunks and Bush will wear blue trunks. Why? Because they have a sense of humor about this whole thing, unlike the rest of this stupid, nervous country. :)

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